Minority Report
Black
We talked about Kamau Kambon on the program and we just guessed that his name was probably Bob Smith when he was born. You see, if you are born in America and you happen to have black skin, you most certainly cannot have a slave name like "Leroy". You must give yourself a name that is unintelligible garble without any consonants, thats what is called "Keepin' it Real"
Well, we were on the right track. His birth name is Leroy Jefferson.
Palestinians
For those of you that were educated by the state and the TV. The Palestinians live in Israel. The Israelis are trying to keep them confined, but just like spiders, sometimes they get through the cracks. These are the people that you hear about committing "suicide bomb" attacks. (Just as an aside, a suicide bomber blows himself up in the middle of the desert....alone.....these demons in human form are most certainly homicide bombers)
You'll notice that they are always throwing rocks at the Israeli military men. so why don't they just buy guns with the millions of dollars that our government has seized from us to give to them?? Just why do those Palestinians throw rocks?
Women
According to the U.S. Census Bureau, American women outnumber men 143 million to 137 million, so why are they a minority??
I love women. I'm married to one and have two for sisters, and one for a mom. So why would I put women up here in minority report. Well, here's why. I AM SO SICK OF EVERYONE trying to tell me how equal they are to men. Well, herein lies the problem, if we are separate, how can we be equal. For those of you that were alive during the civil rights movement separate but equal facilities wasn't constitutional, and I wholeheartedly agree. So are we really equal. In the eyes of the government...I believe we are. When it comes to certain jobs, and certain tasks, men are better than women, and other things women are better than men.
For instance, if I'm moving a sofa across the street, I'm certainly not going to ask my wife to give me a hand, maybe hold the door open, but not carry a sofa with me. Now, I know there's some woman reading this with a freshly shaved mustache, saying,"Oh, yeah, just watch me!" Well here's the catcher. I want my wife to look like a lady, and she wants to look like a lady. I don't want my wife spotting me when I'm bench pressing, that would be stupid. I'll get a man to help. And I most certainly don't want my wife to ask me to help with the dishes,(just kidding), but I don't want to be part of her knitting club, or watch soap operas with her.